Meg and Gavin teamed up against Ryan on The Patch #62 (x)
MICHAEL HAS A BROTP!!¡ HE WANTS SEA MONKEY TO GO PLACES!
Things he tastes like:
- you (only sweeter)
Things you were:
- my picket fence
Things I’ll be:
- your number one with a bullet
Things my songs know:
- what you did in the dark
Things I’ve got:
- troubled thoughts
- the self esteem to match
So i was looking on Neptune’s wiki page when i saw this
are you telling me he’s wearing fucking Velcro shoes? what a nerd i love him
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?
600 notes and i will make and eat a pickle juice popsicle
reblog this i want my son to know true agony
Pyrrha beats Mercury in the tournament
Mercury lies broken and bloodied in the dust
Suddenly, a piercing scream splits the air from the stands
Everybody turns to see Emerald leaping through the rows of the stands
Emerald dives into the ring
She sprints across the arena, still screaming
She leaps into the air
and gives Pyrrha the sickest high five
i keep forgetting that’s a grown man
what the fuck even is australia
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me