Emerald
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Claire/15/Pan

she/her

Coming soon to own on DVD and video cassette Flag Counter
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X-Ray and Vavino

Shoutout to all my followers for being such rad people

thelonelywookie:

When you start watching Achievement Hunter you think Gavin is a nice guy and Michael’s the asshole. 

When you’ve been watching for a while you realize it’s the complete opposite 

slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

freelancerpowersactivate:

has this one been done or

freelancerpowersactivate:

has this one been done or

gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

threedaysdisgrace:

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

In America, most schools begin class in August.

so August is like that sunday night when you realize you didnt do anything and start to panic

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

ownly-lownly:

why do people look like their art styles so much
like
they don’t look exactly like it
but you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”

queern:

lesbian-in-brighton:

So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?

#herself

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

rungar:

cough

rungar:

cough

nightingalemelodies:

smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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EVERYONES LEAVING THIS OUT 

kelli505ingle:

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

Get out me car

purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel
Emerald