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shopping off the clearance rack does not give you confidence trust me

arctick-monkeys:

new life motto

arctick-monkeys:

new life motto

saddestblogger:

ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

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deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

susemoji:

new hat

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

Can I get “If you were my girlfriend…” messages?

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

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